"Don't think twice, it's all wrong", to the tune of "Don't think twice,
it's all right" by Bob Dylan, words by RP


Ain't no use to sit and scratch your head, kid, if you don't know by know.
Ain't no use to doublecheck your work kid, it won't matter anyhow. 
	when the proctor calls out a quarter to four, 
	you'll be gettin' up and walkin' out that door;
	ain't no way you'll get a passing score.
	Don't think twice, it's all wrong.

Ain't no use in asking me for help kid, like you've never done before.
Ain't no use in asking me for help now, you never knocked upon my door.
	I'm not saying you're too dumb to pass
	you could have done better, but hey -- it's your ass
	you just sort of blew off my every class.
	Don't think twice, it's all wrong.


Ain't no use in begging on your knees kid, I can't hear you any more.
Ain't no use in begging on your knees kid, so get up off my floor.
	I wish there was something you could do or say
	to make me change your grade to an A
	you never did too much work anyway.
	Don't think twice, it's all wrong.

Ain't no use in bitching to the dean kid, when there's no room for doubt:
Probation is too good a word kid; let's just say you've flunked out.
	I'm a-thinking and a-wondering why we teach this way
	to pre-meds and lawyers and MBA's
	I give 'em my heart but they just want the grades.
	Don't think twice, it's all wrong.